Skate name: Sarah Thornley

Real name: Sarah Thornley

Team: Brawl Saints

Playing since: February 2011

My first derby memory: I went along to Fresh Meat tryouts having never skated before. Auntie Terror was teaching us crossovers and I fell over, grabbed her and took us both down. It was really embarrassing. I still suck at crossovers.

My thoughts on roller derby: everything is awesome, everything is cool when you’re part of a team

Something non-derby related that I have an opinion about is: Creme Eggs are disgusting and they offend me

If I was a movie, I’d be: Gremlins 2

If I had to listen to one song only for the rest of my life, it would have to be: Gypsy by Fleetwood Mac